THIS IS YOUR MOTHER , TOO, YOU KNOW
by Rain and Erik

There are two people by a  pond.  They are discussing electricity and wiring
Burkal:  I like extra thick wires.
Games:  Yeah, but you need really big wire cutters.
Burkal: That is true.
End Act 1
Act 2
Burkal:  Now that we have used up the entirety of our knowledge on 
electricity and wiring let's move onto a new topic.
Games:  Okay, let's talk about plumbing!
   (long pause)
Both:  Next...
End Act 2

Act #
Games:  OK I guess plumbing is only fun if you're talking about biological plumbing.
Burkal: Yeah, getting really graphic like PVC pipe.
Games:  Or, roto-rootering.
Burkal: Sewer snake!
Games: But anyway, Rosa are nice kiwi fruit you've got there!
Burkal: Why thank you!
End Act 3

Act 4

Games:  (alone on stage) I can't get those hauntingly beautiful kiwi 
fruits out of my mind.  I want those kiwis. I need those kiwis!  I need 
those fruits!
Burkal: (crawls on stage)  Hey there, you want a kiwi fruit?
Games: No, then we'ld have zip for plot, you clod.
Burkal:  Fine, I'll eat the last one myself.
Games:  No, don't do that!  Find a happy medium.
Burkal:  Like what?  I'm a little hungry and I've got a kiwi.  What could be happier than me 
eating it?
Games:  Because I want it!
Burkal:  Here, have some.
Games:  No, I can't!
Burkal:  No really, I insist.
Games:  Keep it away from me. ( pushes Burkal in the pond....he floats)
End Act 4

INTERMISSION
Act 5
Burkal:  No, I'm not going to drown.
Games:  But it's been 5 hours.
Burkal:  Too bad.
Games:  Please!
Burkal:  I'm getting cold and wet.
Games:  I'm getting hungry.
Burkal: Would you like the kiwi?
Games:  NO!
Burkal:  But- 
Games:  NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! I mean YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!  Give me 
the damm kiwi!
Burkal:  (aside)  Well, I'm confused.
Games:  Well?  I'm waiting.
Burkal:  Come get the kiwi.
Games:  Okay, I will.
(the two struggle in the water together)
Games:  Where is it?
Burkal:  glub.  glub.  glub...
Games:  What did you say?
Burkal:  I said "It fell out of my pocket"
Games:  What? (dives into pond and drowns)
Burkal:  Wait.  I was wrong.  I'll eat it up on shore.
THE END